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WHERE IT ALL RHYMES

 

Cheeky and PC

 

Two lady police, and a big police dog

were walking on their beat

When one declared that she was cold

Her uniform not complete

 

She realised that she was late

And in here sheer frustration

She just remembered that she left

her knickers at the station

 

Her friend suggested that she let

The police dog have a sniff

And so she lifted up her skirt

The police dog took a whiff

 

She said go fetch and off he ran

Speedily heading south

An hour passed and the dog came back

With the sergeants dick in his mouth.