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WHERE IT ALL RHYMES
THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR BUDGET
There's a hole in your Budget
dear Gordon, dear Gordon
There's a hole in your Budget
dear Gordon a Hole.
With what can we fill it
dear Gordon dear Gordon
With what can we fill it
dear Gordon with what.
With a tax rise of course
you peasant, you peasant
and a few sneaky stealth taxes
so shut up, go away
But you promised no black holes
dear Gordon dear Gordon
and a 3.5% growth rate
dear Gordon what now.
Don't worry, it'll be fine
you peasant, you peasant
and if it's not I'll resign
and blame it all on Iraq.
But what shall we do now
dear Gordon, dear Gordon
with our Mortgages and Bank Loans
now the Interest is high
Don't worry dear peasant
I'll do after Dinner speaches
and advise massive Companies
for cash I'll be fine.