Private is Better

 

 

A Councillor was on a tour

of a Hospital wing

And in one room she looked and saw

A quite remarkable thing

 

She asked the Doc, in disbelief

Just what was going on.

The Doc explained the man was pained

His testicles were wrong

 

At least five times in every day

He must ejaculate

And so to stop him swelling up

He has to masturbate

 

The tour went on and right next door

Another sight was seen

A nurse in skimpy underwear

Performing acts obscene

 

The Councillor was shocked indeed

How do you explain this

Why is that Nurse in underwear

giving a willy kiss

 

The doc just smiled and said to her

Isn't the service super

He suffers from the same disease

But this mans here with BUPA

 

 

 

 

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