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WHERE IT ALL RHYMES

Stiff and Old

 

A frail old man called in the store

A meek man, quiet and kind

I asked him what he came in for

He told whats on his mind.

"Vaigara's what I've come to get

Six please, cut into four"

"I'll cut them up for you", I said

"If they work I'm not sure.

They wont give you a hard on

Their power will be too weak"

"That's not what they are needed for"

He carried on to speak.

At ninety six we have no need

for erections in our cocks,

We just need to make it stick out more

To stop pissing on our socks.